I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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