Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
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We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
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Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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