Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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