You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Randomize
