yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
did you just send me my own nude
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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