Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
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I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
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The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
My ass is underappreciated
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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