I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
As shirtless as possible
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
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