I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Randomize
