Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
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oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
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Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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