I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
