I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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