No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
i think i just lost a toe
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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