I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
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I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
You need Xanax blowdarts
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You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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