I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
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she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
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I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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