she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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