I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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