sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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