Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
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