No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
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it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
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hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
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