she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
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Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
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I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
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