Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
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Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
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I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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