yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.