I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.