Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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