College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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