Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
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She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
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In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
how drunk are you?
Several
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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