Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
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he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
There r osticjed everywhere
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
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There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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