she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Im just a social blackout drinker.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
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