"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
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have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
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the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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