Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
We had sex on a dog bed..
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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