Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
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Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
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how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
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Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
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