Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
My cat gives me a boner
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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