Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
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