shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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