I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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