we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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