Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
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Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
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Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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