I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
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Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
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Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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