Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
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