Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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