She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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