i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
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I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
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All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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