Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
high people should be assigned attendants
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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