You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
dude. I can hear the air.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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