She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
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She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
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YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
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