the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
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my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
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Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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