This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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