apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
The power of my boobs compel you
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