You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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