i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
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Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
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I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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