Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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