I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
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throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
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But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
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