did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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