are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
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3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
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So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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