How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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