Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Randomize
