i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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