"it" just moved
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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